Saturday, January 8, 2011

Words of Wisdom???

1. Ir. Soekarno, Indonesia first president : In a revolution, a father taking his own son life is normal
 
2. Soeharto, Indonesia second president : Whoever try to defy me, will be beaten.
 
3. Abdurrahman Wahid (Gus Dur), Indonesia fourth president : I'm waiting for the action of the government, and if they meddle to much in people's affair, then we have no choice but to encourage people not to vote anymore. 
 
4. Megawati Soekarnoputri, Indonesia fifth president : The Prophet is a leader and he didnt have a university degree.
 
5. Mark Twain, writer : I don't like fighting, so i have an enemy, i will forgive him, and then take him to a very quiet spot and then kill him.
 
6. Ann Landers,columnis : One in every four people is having a mental problem, so if you know 3 people who are sane, it could only means that you are the one with mental problem.
 
7. Zsa Zsa Gabor, Actress : I'm a great house keeper, everytime i left a man i got to keep his house.
 
8. Henry Ford, Ford Motor owner : Thinking is the hardert job in the world, that's why very few people are willing to use their brains.
 
9. Alexander Dumas the Younger, Businessman : Doing business? its very easy, just use other people's money. 
 
10. Angie Dickinson, Actress : I put on clothes for women to see, and take them of for men to see.
 
11. Albert Einstein, Scientist : Understanding taxes are the harderst thing to do in the world.
 
12. Samuel Goldwyn, Movie Producer : I don't like having "Yes-man" around me. I want people to tell me the truth, of course i have to fire them after that. We paid to much for them, and unfortunately they deserve it.
 
13. Roberto Goizueta, Coca Cola CEO : Our enemies are coffee, milk, tea and water.
 
14. John Paul Getty, Billionaire : If you owe the bank 100 dollar, you'll have a headache. But if you owe the bank 100 million dollar, its bank that will have the headache.
 
15. Herbert Hoover, 31st US president : Rejoice my fellow young generation, because it's you that have to pay the country's debt.
 
16. AnatoleFrance, Penulis :Buku sejarah yang tidak mengandung kebohongan pastilah sangat membosankan.
 
17. Woody Allen,Sutradara Film :Ternyata bertemu penjual asuransi jiwa adalah lebih buruk daripada kematian itu sendiri.
 
18. T.S. Eliot,Penulis :Pemulis yang masih muda, meniru. Penulis yang sudah berpengalaman, mencuri ide.
 
19. Agatha Christie, Novelis Misteri :Kolektor barang antik adalah suami yang paling baik, karena semakin tua istrinya, semakin ia mencintainya.
 
20. Alfred Hitchcock, Sutradara Film Misteri :Saya tidak pernah bilang bahwa para aktor adalah sapi. Saya hanya bilang mereka harus diperlakukan seperti sapi.
 
21. Alan King, Comedian : If you want to read books about love and sex, then you have to read to different books.
 
22. AnatoleFrance, writer : Don't ever lend your books if you still want to own them. The books in my library all came from other people's library.
 
23. Voltaire, Filoshopher : When talking about money, everybody share the same religion.
 
24. D.H. Lawrence, Poet : From work we have money, from money we have more money, from more money we have fierce competition, from fierce competition we have the world that we are living noe.
 
25. Lyndon B. Johnson, 36th US president : When 2 people constantly agreeing in everything, it means only one of them is thinking.
 
26. Robert Neville, Actor : Living with a saint is more tiring than being a saint itself.
 
27. Charles de Gaulle, France first president : Politician never trust their own words, that why they always look surprise when people trust their words.

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